hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
skankplissken: my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’
pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
Me: Humans are horrible creatures.
Me: Except band members they are perfect.
earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster bread this isnt even a joke
that-stupid-tardis-sound: if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs
ostracizedpoodle: i got so many compliments today they were all from me but that doesn’t matter because my opinion is the only one that matters
gabilliamqueen: i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking haha guess whos gettin that dick not u me
person: hey hows life
me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend
seblaine: time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
snapchatting: stop what you’re doing and adore me
jackingtonoff: IF U EVER WNANA CRY JUST THINK ABOUT HOW ON PETE’S 28TH BIRTHDAY ALL OF FOB AND THEIR CREW CALLED EACH OTHER AND SAID “WE DID IT HE MADE IT PAST 27”
foodtrucker: waking up and getting up are two very very different things
bogleech: Can we just Appreciate the fact that Tropius is exactly the following three things: A) a dinosaur. B) a banana tree. C) able to fly.
mollywhoaftw: crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: 4rcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad Just like my social life
thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned